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Joke of the Day
"Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses"
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"I shouldn't have said that. - Me. Whenever I talk."
"Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!"
"angel: they seem to be doing well God: give them more diseases angel: is that really necess- God: and social anxiety and kill a gorilla"
"When I get fired, I assume they are going to show me a hidden-camera montage of me flipping off my boss and customers behind their backs."
"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally."
"What do you call a fight between two dairy products? A fromage fray."
"OMG, GODZILLA IS COMING TO ATTACK NEW ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-oh, he said huge blizzard, not lizard... Carry on then."
"I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children."