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Joke of the Day

"You hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"I was two woman away from having a threesome last night"

"If you think it's hilarious that George Bush is getting a library, wait till you hear he was our PRESIDENT for EIGHT YEARS."

"What gets wetter the more you dry it? A woman with a towel fetish"

"Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers."

"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."

"What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls? Sparky"

"I brought a t-shirt cannon to a knife fight. Everyone dropped their knives to catch their own piece of WNBA history."

"I learned a lot of Mandarin in just one semester! Though I could have sworn the syllabus said ""Calculus 2""."

"Brace yourselves!! The flowers, candy and jewelry mobile uploads are upon us....."