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Joke of the Day
"Why yes, I do live under a rock. It's called the moon."
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"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""give me five beers."""
"Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?"
"At a job interview: ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."" ""Give me an example"" ""When do I start?"""
"Tofu is really overrated It's just a curd to me."
"Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you? ""Regular coffee with cream please"" That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales. ""TEN?"""
"Just picked up a Where's Waldo audiobook: ""Not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo"""
"*guitarist breaks guitar* HELL YEAH *drummer throws drums* YES YES *singer stabs a bunch of guys* OH MY GOD *bassist plants a bomb* STOP"
"I had a debate with myself about masturbation... ... On one hand it's feels good. And on the other it feels great!"
"The milk is so good its Legendary"