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Joke of the Day

"Just picked up a Where's Waldo audiobook: ""Not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo"""

"I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay."

"(i crack an egg; it falls under the pan) i prefer a firm yolk (i accidentally drop my phone in the toilet) phones make us communicate less"

"Excuse me but I didn't order Hamlet I ordered an omlet"

"Today Reddit finally removed reposting... I guess that's why there's no front page."

"I sleep better naked Why can't this flight attendant understand that?"

"Why does Dr Dre make headphones? Beats me."

"Here's a joke for ya. A dyslexic man walks in to a bra."

"The New Drum by Major Headache"

"Okay, Beverly Hills plastic surgeons. Seems like it might be time for you to Google ""normal human mouth"" photos."