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Joke of the Day
"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""give me five beers."""
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"People are like, ""Jess, can you give me some advice?"" & I'm like, ""K, don't get kidnapped."""
"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"
"When i apply to the job... Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: Well, I've always been really passionate about not starving to death."
"I think we need to stop having such a bad reaction to the fine bros... We may get sued."
"So my boyfriend and I broke up, but I made a Sim family about us.. I just realized I have to kill every member of that family"
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
"No, Karen .... Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh is NOT a Jewish law firm."
"My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep ""I know"" was probably not the right answer"
"Why do chemists go to the gym so much? Before they titrate, they need to get buffer!"