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Joke of the Day

"At a job interview: ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."" ""Give me an example"" ""When do I start?"""

"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)!"

"COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this"

"Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?"

"I live in Zimbabwe. My favorite rapper is 50 cent. Or as we like to call him, 400 million dollars."

"How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic? Czechmate"

">Get text. Is Letterman. >Pet tricks and chill?"

"My parents were nihilists, but I knew they loved me... ...Because when they died, they left me nothing."

"What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing."

"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"