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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."

"People making jokes about communism are all sharing laughs"

"Haven't tweeted lately because I'm really absorbed by this Bounty paper towel."

"Need quick joke idea before I leave work My boss is requiring me to tell one funny quick joke before I leave work. I need your help Reddit!"

"Two mormons walk into a bar Have a drink, talk to some ladies, do some blow, have sex, then wake up and leave the Mormon religion."

"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste..."

"People always say ""Wow, your baby looks so much like you,"" as though it's supposed to defy genetics & look exactly like a coffee mug."

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

"I don't understand... My wife keeps telling me to load the dishwasher... Then she gets mad when I pour her a double..."