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Joke of the Day

"Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?"

"When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"Apparently my hub is a 92 yr old trapped in a younger body. He just referred to you guys as my Pinstagram friends."

"A seal walks into a bar.... And the bartender says, ""what are you going to have?"" The seal replies, ""anything except Canadian club."""

"I rear-ended a guy on the way to work today Rectum."

"I once put a bunch of grapes in a woman's vagina.... She didn't say much, she just let out a little wine."

"Who isn't white or black but shows you no color? A Rod"

"I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll."

"I was gonna make a joke about black people... , but it's too dark."

"Wow I can't believe I stopped a girl from being raped tonight... I got exhausted and stopped chasing her."