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Joke of the Day

"Send me one more game request and I'm showing up at your house hammered, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister..."

"What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny."

"What do you call a calm Asian man? A Mellow Yellow"

"What's the difference between a McDonald's and anal? McDonald's makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."

"A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Muslim says ""I don't drink"" The Jew replies ""I'm not paying"""

"It is so cold outside that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket"

"A black man walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that?"" ""The jungle."" Replied the parrot."

"Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music? Metal."

"Sushi A and Sushi B Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: WASSUP B?"

"*watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house"