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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a calm Asian man? A Mellow Yellow"

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it taste great"

"What's 9+10? 21 pairs of Deez Nuts"

"I have a knock-knock joke for you... but you have to start it."

"My friend had his assignment on plagiarism stolen so he copied mine. He then proceeded to take a course on Nihilism but it ended up not having a meaningful impact on his transcript."

"Confess to murdering a relative while you're contestants on Family Feud. That way your family will be forced to applaud & say ""Good answer!"""

"When attempting to make a good first impression imagine how important good grammar is. Wrong. Importanter."

"What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!"

"Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it."

"A teacher challenged 10 of her students to come with a pun each, the whole class would get no homework if one of them made her laugh. But no pun in 10 did."