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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a calm Asian man? A Mellow Yellow"
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"a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it!"
"What do you call the Flintstones if they're black? Niggers."
"(OC) A little joke I just made up... Homeless people never get inside jokes."
"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."
"Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam."
"i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox and then rides away on a kids tricycle"
"What's the difference between a penis and a Christmas present? You wrap the present *after* you put it in the box."
"Men's briefs that are two sizes too big are just ""whities"" I suppose."
"What do a dead vibrator and a moving bus have in common? You can't get off."