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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a McDonald's and anal? McDonald's makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."

"Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise."

"Canadians would be chagrined to know how many Americans think a ""Vancouver"" is a big tarp for your VW microbus."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc Is it bad? Well I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!"

"My dog chases people on a bike a lot. If this continues i'll have to take his bike away."

"I was so bored last night I decided to make a belt out of all my watches It was a complete waist of time"

"Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween? Galapaghost Islands."

"What do you call a metalhead with a cold? Flemmy"

"An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch. A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, ""Have you lived here all your life."" ""Not yet."""

"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."