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Joke of the Day
"It is so cold outside that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket"
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"What do you call a politician that can play brass? Donald trumpet"
"What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance? I don't know, and I don't care."
"What did the lunatic vacuum cleaner salesman say to his son before murdering him? Dyson."
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear (buccaneer)."
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"what do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!"
"The average Canadian couple says ""sorry"" 112 times in their wedding vows"
"Hear about that Saudi girl? Sunnibody try to kill her, but Shiite"
"What do you get if you cross Prince Phillip and The Queen? Killed in a car crash."