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Joke of the Day
"Sushi A and Sushi B Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: WASSUP B?"
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"What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights? Drive faster."
"ME: I'm off to that meeting BOSS: Forget something? M: Yes! [kisses boss gently on forehead] B: I meant your pen [whispers] but thank you"
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