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Joke of the Day
"What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?"
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."
"Confucius say: Man who is outstanding in rain dance will be out standing in rain."
"I like Ouija boards It's the only game I can still play with grandma."
"What do you call a gay avatar? A bender."
"How does a guy prove he's tough? He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer."
"If your wife is a school crossing guard, you're missing a huge opportunity if you don't tell people she's into human trafficking."
"What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot you racist freaks!"
"Wife to her husband:""Why do you stand in the balcony every time I sing classical?"" The husband replies ""So that the neighbors don't think I'm fucking you forcibly"""