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Joke of the Day

"Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music? Metal."

"Why are boxers never late to their fights? Because they have developed very good punch quality."

"Woman's world cup- USA vs JAPAN who gives a fuck..."

"Did you know Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.... Ella Vader."

"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."

"What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni."

"Dear posters of /r/jokes, can't you be a bit more original with your posts? My friends say they are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again."

"The problem with Freud... The problem with Freud is that none of his theories are testicle. Edit: testable*"

"War is never the answer. Unless the question is ""What's never the answer?"""

"Gandalf is the new coach of the Seattle Seahawks."