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Joke of the Day
"Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix? He liked chillin."
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"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm too skeptical. But I don't believe her."
"What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!"
"The only thing I know about Women: They don't like being told what to do unless they're naked."
"Fe Fi Fo Fum Bopomofo First time to make a joke; I tried."
"I told my girlfriend I could use a little pussy She said ""me too, mine's as big as a house."" Credit: Predator (1987)"
"I have a job crushing pop cans. It's soda pressing."
"[Favorite joke from Letterman] What goes into thirteen twice? Roman Polanski."
"Where did bob go during the explosion? ...everywhere......."