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Joke of the Day
"Pistorius.....Sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off."
Next Joke
"I was peeing in the pool the other day... The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly, I nearly fell in."
"WIFE: what's the name of that girl you work with? ME: which girl? WIFE: the pretty one ME: I feel like this is a trap"
"How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy? Because old Hobbits die hard..."
"I hate East German Cars I mean, the Trabant was a load of old pants."
"Skrillex sounds like that time I threw a bag of beer bottles into an empty dumpster & a homeless dude yelled jibberish at me for waking him."
"Farting in an elevator is.... WRONG.....on so many levels....."
"Fat girls don't have it so bad At least they can wipe their tears with their tits"
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
"So a kleptomaniac goes to see a doctor about his stealing problem. Patient: Doc, I just can't seem stop stealing everything. Doc: Please take a seat..."