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Joke of the Day
"I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball... Apparently he's a great switch hitter."
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"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."
"Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ""Web Developer""."
"Black people don't have inside voices, they only have ""I want to make sure everyone fucking hears this"" voices."
"402 year old woman pulled out of Nepal earthquake rubble survives for 100 years without food or water Fucking one upping bullshit headlines."
"Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album? They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees."
"What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles? A menstrual bicycle."
"If shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by now"
"That awkward moment when your girlfriend is looking up for a noodles recipe on your computer and opens a file called ""Asian."""
"What do you call a squashed Italian? A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napolitano"