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Joke of the Day
"A man tried to sell me a casket today.. I told him that's the last thing I need."
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"Date: I like old-fashioned guys Me: *dies of polio*"
"What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock? ""I don't have time for your ship."""
"""Vodka martini. Shaken not stirred."" ""So just the normal way you make a martini then?"" ""That's right."""
"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."
"What do you call an evil physicist? Sinner of Gravity"
"Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi... FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know!"
"I hate it when guys use pickup lines like, 'Hey, what's your friend's name?' on me. Worst pickup line ever."
"I'm really not sure how many times I'll search for my phone with the flashlight on my phone before I realize I'm an idiot...."
"Why did the depressed chicken cross the road? To get to the other side :("