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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment in church when you put your hands together to pray & you see the stamp from last night & you remember..."

"Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself."

"That really wasn't nice of Dorothy to say ""I'll miss you most of all"" to Scarecrow with Lion & Tin Man standing right there."

"What do you call a racist police dog? A KKK-9"

"How is /r/jokes like sex? I don't get it."

"Russian jokes time"

"Why are dogs and engineers alike ? They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped the coffee *before it was cool*."

"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."

"A man walks into a bar... ... ouch"