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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me: ""Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home."" I replied: "" I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"""

"A silly joke about sex after marriage."

"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."

"If you're worried about not getting a New Year's Eve kiss this year, just remember Valentine's Day is coming up and you're probably going to be alone for that, too."

"My aquarium is missing quite a few parts #nofilter"

"REAL math joke At a party vectors V and W see vector V+W poking in his head and asking: ""Can I join?"". ""Yeah."", V and W reply; ""It's a closed party..."""

"Why do tweakers do it doggy-style? So they can both look out the window."

"Why don't SJW's like guns? They can't handle the trigger!"

"Joke of the Day A baby seal walks into a club."

"COP: can anybody else describe the suspect? JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees COP: anybody"