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Joke of the Day
"""Uhm, EXCUSE me, my eyes are out HERE."" -- Hammerhead sharks"
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"Man, that's a cold joke... but, Icee what you did there."
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"A guy walks into a bar and says 'ouch' Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks"