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Joke of the Day
"My new girlfriend says she has a water fetish apparently it gets her wet"
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"She died doing what she loved best, making toast in the bathtub."
"Homosexual Relationships (Pun) gay guys talking about relationships some of them say that the person they lost their virginity to were assholes I comment ""I think you all lost it to assholes tbh"""
"Divorced barbie Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff"
"Why did the guitar player get arrested Because he fingered a minor"
"I used to use alcohol as a crutch at parties Now it's more like Stephen Hawking's computer-chair"
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on the mouse."
"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"
"Robin Williams tried to give me a high-five the other day but I just left him hanging"