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Joke of the Day
"What do gays and Donald Trump have in common? They're fucking assholes."
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"Walked past a hero turned to stone I guess the gods took him for granite"
"You look like I could use some sex."
"You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers."
"Just bought a guitar. The sale felt a little dodgy, lots of strings attached."
"What do you call a truck with only five Mexican passengers? Under capacity"
"I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene."
"A clown and a little girl walk through a dark forest. The girl says, ""I'm scared!"" The clown replies, ""you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"""
"apparently math tests aren't like pregnancy tests and peeing on them IS FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT."
"I tried to take on ISIS with a shotgun. Iraq'd and then Iran"