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"North Korea right now."
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"Just Googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean Travolta Chin?"
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"Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius."
"Was kind of surprised at all the swearing when I unplugged the church organ to charge my phone."
"I took the bus home when I was drunk yesterday Unfortunately they made me give it back today"
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"Why are programmers so consumeristic? Because they're object oriented."