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Joke of the Day
"A couple who are silly together stay together."
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"How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool? Microsoft Word."
"What did the animal killer scream as he attacked the alpaca farm in Tibet? DIIIIIEEEEE LLAMA!"
"My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion..."
"I decided to give a name to my dinner. It was a Miss Steak."
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"Receptionist: So you're here about your carpal tunnel huh..fill out these 20 forms and press hard so the copies are clear"
"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."
"I accidentally rear ended a mercedes with a midget driver... he got out, looked at the damage and yelled ""I am not happy!"". I replied ""fine, which one are you then?"""
"Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him... ... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!"