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Joke of the Day
"A couple who are silly together stay together."
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"Why is today a trucker's favorite day? Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!"
"How do you make Hitler kill himself? Give him his gas bill."
"Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves."
"Let's find out what pisses the crickets off and do THAT during the day"
"Today is Tax Day. It's going to be a tough day for the few hundred people in the U.S. that are still making an income."
"What do you call a fire on the beach? Bernie Sanders"
"I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."
"Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood."
"There was a man so poor and broke... That when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt."