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Joke of the Day
"Boyfriend asked me to put a few planks of wood together... Nailed it!"
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"What's the key to a Pirate Opera? The High Cs"
"A guy is about to die Guy: How much time do I have left, doctor? Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what?! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years? Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5..."
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