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Joke of the Day

"Difference between a prostitute and a slut The prostitute sleeps with everybody. The slut sleeps with everybody except me."

"What do you call Taylor Swift when she squats low? No ass to the grass"

"*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store."

"You know how black people always complain about being ashy? Clearly they don't have any Jewish friends."

"What do you call a socialite stripper? a peeler of the community!"

"I think a ladies pubic hair should be called... A muffstache."

"My guardian angel deserves a raise"

"Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big."

"Neck Exercises by G. Rarff"

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? ....getting her out of the wheelchair."