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Joke of the Day

"This morning I woke up feeling the BERN! This afternoon my doctor told me I need to practice safe sex and wrote me a prescription."

"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."

"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there? I'm I'm who? Hi Who, I'm Daniel"

"What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off."

"I appreciate it when my cats stand around while I clean their litter box. We're like a little road crew: one guy works, three supervise."

"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant."

"What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs."

"A nsfw joke :) what was ass to mouth called in the middle ages? turn the other cheek. (still. its funny :)"

"What did Will Smith's toe say to his face? I am leg end."

"I'd do anything to never be hungover again Except stop drinking"