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Joke of the Day

"A guy is about to die Guy: How much time do I have left, doctor? Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what?! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years? Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5..."

"Repost: 9/10 doctors recommend water over soda 1/10 doctors live in flint Michigan"

"Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred."

"They say that there are rising levels of LGBT population in Spain... There's not a day goes by that a Deigo's Bi"

"What's the great thing about 25 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, unless it's one of those half-wits who always says ""ironic"" when they mean coincidental."

"Sex is like a game of cards. ....if you Dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!"

"2 guys walk into a bar.. The third one ducked."

"I met this really hot Geologist today. She had quite a Gneiss ass."

"I used to be addicted to soap.... I'm clean now."