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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? I do!"
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"A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back"
"Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?"""
"How much time did you spend on your hair before you took a selfie of your boobs?"
"FRIDAY is my second favorite F word."
"Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're all actually good people."
"A Priest and a Rabbi... see a little boy bent over. The Priest says to the Rabbi: ""Should we fuck him?"" The Rabbi says to the Priest: ""Out of what?"""
"[the noise of everyone talking at a party randomly goes silent] ME: i call hot dogs meat pickles"
"Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump."
"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""