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Joke of the Day
"Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle? To fit in the box."
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"Did you haer about the dyslexic insomniac atheist? He would spend all night long awake thinking about whether or not there was a dog."
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a....... oh shit, they're done."
"Why are pedophiles safe drivers? They always slow down in front of kindergartens and schools!"