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Joke of the Day
"I was having trouble reverse parking... ...until I tried my back-up plan."
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"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"
"I bet you I could stop gambling."
"Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it."
"My girlfriend's father is pretty religious and said we couldn't make love... which is rather disappointing because he's extremely handsome."
"If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut."
"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"
"How do you separate two blind people fighting? You just simply shout: ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"""
"Grab your taco, You've pulled a dyslexic Mexican."