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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"

"Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom? She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha.."

"What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool? Marco Polio"

"Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet? He's just Biden his time."

"My nephew didn't cry when Mufasa died so I stopped the movie. What is wrong with kids of today?"

"When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ? the four hands (you dirty minds)"

"What group would an obese racist join? The cake-cake-cake."

"I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad."

"Where does the thick, creamy dressing go when it gets sick? The Mayo Clinic."

"My name is Seamus and I build that bridge you just drove over. It's the longest spanning bridge in Ireland. Do they call me Seamus the Famous Bridge Builder? No, they don't, but fuck one sheep..."