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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend's father is pretty religious and said we couldn't make love... which is rather disappointing because he's extremely handsome."

"How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb? [OC] It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this."

"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"

"What did the Buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison."

"How do you make a cat go woof Throw it in a fire (i know i know dad joke)"

"Where do you hide if you kill a black man? Behind a badge."

"So I caught my friend out the other night bumming a fag... ... He really has to start buying his own cigarettes."

"Why do melons always have well planned weddings ? They can'telope !"

"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."

"If I walk you home and kiss you goodnight, a simple thank you will suffice. None of this calling the cops crap."