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Joke of the Day
"I bet you I could stop gambling."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further... I guess Iran* a little too far *I'm pronouncing it ""e-ran"""
"Things I haven't seen in a while: 1) the 2yo I'm babysitting today 2) a man 3) my waist-line 4) my imaginary goat, Bill 5) my sanity"
"I have a malaysia airlines joke but no one finds it funny"
"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"A new bike company says it has the best wheels in the world. According to their spokesperson."
"National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product."
"How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down"
"""Out with the dead, in with the old."" - Nursing homes"
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because he heard the Ref was blowing fowls!"