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Joke of the Day

"Hide all your naughty entertainment on VHS. Even if your kids find it, they will not know what to do with it."

"I shouldn't laugh at all what is brown and lives in a tree? - - - - - - - - -a stick"

"People who unfollow me always seem startled when I show up at their home to conduct an exit interview"

"Why did one european country eat the other? Because it was Hungary"

"I just moved to a new housing estate and asked my girlfriend to celebrate with anal Her response; ""N.I.M.B.Y"""

"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb"

"Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween? Galapaghost Islands."

"Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet."

"[assembling baby's cot] Wife: take that bit off Me [reluctantly removing the machine gun turret]: so anyone can just walk in here then"

"ME: Why can't everyone just be nice EVERYONE: Why can't you ME: Don't change the subject"