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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"
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"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? addictionary"
"how many feet does the centipede use while running only 98, the other 2 are swinging"
"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."
"Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner. Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says ""Jeff I don't like your friends"". Jeffery then replies ""You can eat the potatoes""."
"I really need to watch my language... You know what they say, swearing is the grammatical crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers."
"Not saying Lois Lane is a shitty reporter but my friend showed up without his glasses on today and I recognized him after like 20 minutes."
"What's the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket snatches watches."