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Joke of the Day
"How many Nazis does it take to finish a race? None, Nazis can't finish a race."
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"What do you call an apathetic Russian? A So-be-it."
"All carpentry tool names were created by someone in desperate need of sex."
"I like my penises like I like my pizzas large with extra cheese"
"70% of all university students identify themselves as procrastinators. .. The other 30% haven't gotten round to it yet."
"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""
"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first night to be special."
"[Bruce Willis on his deathbed] Bruce: Viagra! Dr: Bruce this isn't the time- Bruce: Give me...a Viagra! Dr: Ok *Bruce Dies...Hard*"
"What goes in dry and hard, but comes out, wet and soft? Chewing gum"
"I dance in my car, unashamed, in hopes of one day driving beside somebody as fun as me and sparking a dance off."