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Joke of the Day
"I used to curcumcise elephants. The pay wasn't very good, but the tips were huge."
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"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"
"Around 70% of the earth is made up of water, and the other 30% is filled with news articles about George Zimmerman"
"How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide? Dress them up as dead lions"
"What do you call an invisible mom that got a sex change? Transparent"
"My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!"
"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."
"Linguistics Student: ""What's a glottal fricative?"" ""*Heavy sigh*"""
"How do you make a dead baby float? Root beer and two scoops of dead baby."
"I have so much pubic hair I can start a cattle ranch"