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Joke of the Day

"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""

"I know a really good knock knock joke! However someone else has to start it"

"I fucked a bitch at work today and guess what happened? Pet store fired me"

"What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)"

"Made this one up today: Knock knock I eat mop"

"In Heaven Me: I can't believe how much stuff the Bible got wrong Gid: You idiots couldn't even get my Giddamn name right"

"Why did Hitler invade Hungary? Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)"

"Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces? Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people??"

"Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist."

"you think YOU'RE tired. I'm even MORE tired for the reasons I'm about to list. This is a competition for some reason."