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Joke of the Day

"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""

"Why do Vampires hate Writers? Because they hate Type O's"

"An illegal alien, a communist, and a Muslim walk into a bar The bartender says, ""Hello, Mr. President!"""

"What's long and green and has an asshole at each end? A St. Patrick's Day parade!"

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat."

"I swear if I see one more tweet about 11/11/11 being once in A life time I will snap. Every date is once in a life time! That how time works"

"Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say ""You can only pick one."""

"I think somebody went on my Facebook without me knowing... Everything on it is French now."

"Have you heard about the psychic dwarf that escaped from prison last week? You should see the headlines: ""Small Medium at Large"""

"What did the dentist witness after he gassed the rabbi? **jews laughter** The punchline is more of a visual joke, based upon where the reader places the ""s."" To my knowledge, this is an original joke."