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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."
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"My fat next door neighbor is lying face down on her front lawn. Don't know if she's passed out or eating the grass."
"You're one in a million China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't have humor."
"A boss is like a customer in a restaurant. He wants the best food to be served. But when it comes to cooking his own food, he can even eat his own shit."
"What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word? TeX-MeX"
"I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street."
"What can you use to fill your butt crack? Ass-fault"
"Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one"
"Pal: my advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it! Later Me: Guess how many buses it took me to get here"