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Joke of the Day
"How does a gay male take off his condom? He farts."
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"Why do people call Donald Trump a clown? Because we used to find him funny, but now he's just shit-your-pants terrifying."
"The ladies call me ""Tarzan"" in bed... ... because my sexual adventures are all in [Vines.](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vine_%28service%29)"
"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"
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"I have a pet tree... It's just like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter."
"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."
"What do you call a tribal poet? Shake-A-Spear!"
"When Does The Narwhal Bacon? MidNight"
"How does the moon cut his hair Eclipse it"