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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a big beefy doctor who also studies the weather in his spare time? A Meaty-urologist. ^^Don't^^shoot^^me^^..."

"That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first."

"Tom hanks probably fucked that volleyball"

"You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza."

"No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come."

"In a Mediterranean restaurant...(xpost /r/puns) What did the sick chef say to the bus boy? ""Oh man, I feelafal"""

"Says she: ""Say something soft and sweet"" Says he: ""Marshmallow."""

"Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open."

"My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out"

"What do women and Tony Stark have in common? They are both Fe Males."