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Joke of the Day
"I screwed one of my fans. Safe to say it blew me all night."
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"Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus"
"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"
"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink"
"If you're heartbroken, remember: There are plenty of fish in the sea. But I'd advise giving mankind another chance first."
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work..."
"Not sure which is worse, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch saying he doesn't want ugly people wearing his clothes or that people still wear A&F"
"I'm addicted to poverty If my bank account has money in it I suffer withdrawal."
"Me: Help Universe: LOL"
"Jesus saved my life... And before I could thank him he got in the car with Miguel and drove away."