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Joke of the Day

"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"

"You guys got any good old jokes (example inside) Example: Did you go to school by horse? I like to mess with my tennis teacher, he is over 50 and he gives it right back to me by how bad i play."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, *look what's telling me that.*"

"*smashes bag of Oreos *pours on top of salad"

"Don't believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels."

"I asked my wife if anything was wrong and she said ""yes"" and I'm completely lost, I've never played the game like this before."

"What's it like living with Permanent Erection Disorder? Some days are harder than others."

"[william shakespeare as an 8yo] dad: bedtime william: dost thou not... dad: [interrupting] STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!"

"I decided to jerk off right in front of my blind girlfriend last night She didn't see it coming."

"What's the most positive thing about Harlem? HIV"