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Joke of the Day
"Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus"
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"If you take longer than 10 seconds at the hand dryer, I will wipe my hands on the back of your shirt."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"Girl, are you these plates I recently bought from Wal-Mart? Because I just learned that you're not microwave-safe."
"How does Kendall Jenner celebrate Father's Day? She doesn't."
"Redditors will get this. Replayed jokes."
"My wife and I were having a bad fight when I looked down on the counter and saw a coffee mug that read 'domestic violence ends with me'... So I hit her with that."
"Gas goes in the butt and out the mouth - Cigarettes"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? [NSFW] I wouldn't pay five hundred dollars to have a lentil on my face."
"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"