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Joke of the Day
"I'm addicted to poverty If my bank account has money in it I suffer withdrawal."
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"Dead scatologists never die They just go through the motions."
"Psychic fellatio It'll blow your mind"
"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair."
"My dad just lost his leg in a motorcycle accident Now his feet only smell half as bad."
"Did you hear about the sequel to ""The Thing""? Turns out one of Jackie Chan's Relatives is directing it. His Uncle, I believe.   He's calling it ""ONE *MORE* THING!"""
"I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things."
"I love the smell of moth balls, but I find it difficult to spread their tiny little legs."
"You're never too old to disappoint your parents."
"I don't kill spiders because when spiders become our mutant overlords and eat us, they will look at me and say, ""She's cool. Let her live."""