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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work..."
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"""And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"" *Kanye slowly sits down*"
"Odin is a king, Thor got his gender switched to a woman, Disney owns Marvel. So Thor is....A DISNEY PRINCESS KINDA!"
"What do you call a terrorist video store? Blockbuster"
"You've killed dozens and robbed hundreds of people using your hammer. What can you say in your defense? – Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!"
"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"
"What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls."
"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."
"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"
"Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog."