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Joke of the Day
"Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?"
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"How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they enlighten themselves."
"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog probably just thinks, ""Awesome, now we're both barking."""
"The cops raided our house and set off my epilepsy... Talk about a search and seizure"
"How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"
"[looks up from laptop while updating resume] son, you're good with computers ""I'm alright"" how do I find pictures of mean looking dinosaurs?"
"The next terrorist attack has apparently been launched in the stall next to me in this Target bathroom."
"Trump may not fulfill all of his campaign promises... ...but he sure is making Saturday Night Live great again."
"holy shit imagine a crab bringing you breakfast on a tray like a lil waiter"
"What is a cowboy's favorite salad dressing? If you answered ""Ranch"", you are mistaken...it was a trick question. Cowboys don't eat salad."